My handsome husband never buys me Valentine’s gifts. Which is just the way I like it. I just don’t believe in all the hyped-up commercialism of V-Day. What I do believe in, however, is love. And while I like to shower my peeps in it on any given day, I like positively saturating them on Feb 14th with little tokens to remind them that my love for them runs deeper than Dolly Parton’s cleavage.
This year I was inspired by a picture I bought ages ago from beautiful Etsy artist Golly Bard.
Jar of Love hangs in my study and I love it every bit as much as I did when I bought it 4 years ago.
So I made the baby Bettys their own little jars chockfull of love.
I also like to go totally overboard with their lunches and pack those full of love too.
Frankly, I defy anyone to tell me that anything says “I love you” more than a pink, heart-shaped lamington.
My grandmother, Betty, used to make these lamos as a treat for us when we would visit her in the school holidays. We looked forward to them like mad things.
I made this card (from this Photojojo tutorial) for my most handsome of husbands. It’s a shot from our wedding in Bali.
I love that pic however, in a startling coincidence, I do appear to be sporting horrifyingly over-sculpted eyebrows very similar to those of a certain infamous Australian who has just been released from a Balinese prison this week. Well, at least I have the excuse that it was 2001.
I hope your Valentine’s Day and life in general is brimming with that many splendoured thing.
When my kids are berating me down the track, as they no doubt will, for being a bad/negligent/hopeless parent I intend to show them this and say
“I may have accidentally f*#@ed you up an’all , but I DID make you heart-shaped food on Valentine’s Day. So just go get the bloody counselling and get off my back will ya?”
These little jellies were my Valentine’s gift to the girls this year.
They are just jelly crystals mixed with a small amount of boiling water. Much, much less than the packet tells you for normal jelly. I needed them to set firmly enough that I could un-mould them and they would keep their shape. So that mixture is extremely high in sugar. I nearly went into diabetic shock just making them.
And are these little cherry tomato hearts (seen on Pinterest) not THE cutest thing you’ve ever seen?
I added the arrow point and tail with washi tape.
If you do this, remember to take a photo. So, you know, you have evidence to mitigate any claims for compensation for mental trauma later on.
A little while back I made these golden heart necklaces for some young friends. This time I made one for me.
As you may know by now, I have an illness which requires me to personalise everything. At least once.
I painted some more of my little ceramic hearts and this time, added a tiny letter to the back of each – one for each of my beloveds.
After the paint and ink dried, I sprayed each heart with a protective gloss coat (I like this because it’s low odour and non-toxic once dry).
I put a jump ring through each and then strung them on a long chain and I’m really happy with the way the hearts fall back into this lovely line with gold on top each time they move around.
Plus, this way you can keep adding hearts as new beloveds appear.
I love the idea of having my three most precious ones on hearts and close to my heart. And in keeping with my slightly superstitious nature (I rail against it but, really, what’s the harm?) I now refuse to travel without this necklace around my neck.
And my lucky edible undies on.
I’m thinking of making some of these for my girls for Christmas but with their whole names stamped on the back; a different colour for each heart. Surely there will come a time in the future where they look at me with a pleading “for-the-love-of-Gaga-no-more-personalised-crap” look in their eyes. But that day has not yet come my friends. And so, in the meantime, I shall personalise it all on up.
PS: If you’ve a mind to try this, I bought my ceramic hearts from this Etsy shop – I recommend it – the owner is lovely and helpful.